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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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kylobe:

the-rogue-0f-light:

davelookingatrosesass:

you cant tell me nobody in homestuck isnt hot in canon i mean

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damn john

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z snaps

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hottie w/ a body 

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id hit that

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sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

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mybuttispregnant:

Meanwhile in a different timeline….. ; . ;

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natsubuta:

callieforniagirls:

callieforniagirls:

my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet

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HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE

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LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S

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HE’S SO WIDDLE

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ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY

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ITTY BITTY BABY

Yes I like this.

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zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.



put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.
ANYTHING.

lizawithazed:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.

ANYTHING.

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the-seer-of-booty:

skinpoweredpant:

cute breadling goes for a swim :)

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  • computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
  • me: shh it's ok
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shitthesignssay:

The social media platform interaction your sign is most likely to enjoy.

(We all use Tumblr, so let’s not even go there)

Aries- Twitter

Taurus- Pinterest

Gemini- Vine

Cancer- Facebook

Leo- KiK

Virgo- Quizilla

Libra- Instagram

Scorpio- Snapchat

Sagittarius- Swarm (Foursquare)

Capricorn- Youtube

Aquarius- Reddit

Pisces- Flickr

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